June 15, 2011
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Some Truths
It’s not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
We have enough “youth”. How about a fountain of “smart”?
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.A fool and his money can throw a heck of a party.
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two it’s an amusement park.
Don’t Drink and Drive. You might hit a bump and spill something.If at first you don’t succeed skydiving is not for you.
Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.
The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population.
“You know why a banana is like a politician?” “He comes in and first he is green, then he turns yellow and then he’s rotten.”
“I think Congressmen should wear uniforms, you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors.”
The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would ‘hate’ to have to make a living under the laws they’ve passed.
Comments (8)
I’ve heard most of these, but they’re funny every time. Love the last few about politicians. Thanks for starting my day with a smile!
Hehe! I needed a break today! The first one is not a joke! It is someone’s (who will remain nameless) credo! Grrrr.
LOL. Thank you, Joyce. I desperately needed to hear these truths to start my day off right.
“A fool and his money can throw a heck of a party.” so true!!
@saintvi - @murisopsis - @zionlover - @icepearlz - Thanks guys for the visit. I know these were a little old for some of you but were new to me and made me smile. I just hadn’t been posting on Xanga and altho’ I’ve visited a lot of fellow Xangan’s sites have had trouble leaving comments….still do….have to jump through hoops to leave any….click the “Show all” that comes up on bottom of screen, then click on the “Share”, write my comment and then click on “Submit”….must be something with my settings after one of the recent updates. Any of you having trouble too?
LOL, these are good.
@gottobereal64 - Glad you enjoyed them and thanks for visiting.
Thank you Joyce. You always make me smile with your fun posts. I needed this.
I have not had problem leaving comments, but having left them, it is difficult for me to get out of their blogs. I have to always go to my home page and then go back to my comments section and try reciprocating the comments on other readers’ blogs. It doesn’t happen on all the blogs though. Thank goodness.